As Omniverse pointed out, Metapod appears to have no use at all.
This however is where all of you are wrong!!
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| "Hi I'm metapod? Aren't I so great? Oh, don't think so eh? Then just sit back and read." |
Yes that's right folks! You can own your own Metapod SEX toy! Only $9.99!
Sure you may say: "But he's described as having a weak and tender body. And he's so small!"
But watch! With his HARDEN ability that quickly changes!:
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| Hey, I grow! |
Still not good enough? Well the fact that he is alive does away with any need for batteries!
How about some famous name testimony?
John Romero: "I bought my green Metapod, and ever since, I've been loving life! Oh god! OH GOD YES! METAPOD!! GO METAPOD!!! HARDEN!!!!!!!"
There you have it folks, even the ex-greats love the Metapod Sex Toy. So go ahead, order yours today!
Metapod not guaranteed to be alive or unused upon arrival.
