Digidude: Digimon! Digivolve into Super Mega Pyromon!
Digichick: Wow! His digivolution was digitastic!
Digidude: Wanna see my digiwang?
Sorry about the mix up folks, now on with the show...
One happy Christmas Eve, the whole Pokémon gang was having a party at Ash's loooove pad. Otherwise known as his house. Everyone was there; Ash, Misty, Brock, Flint, Team Rocket, the guy they saw at the pokémon center with purple hair, and all the others!
Ash: (Drunk and naked on the living room table, swinging a bottle of whiskey) This one's for all the...the things...yah know... (Passes out)
Brock: Aww dammit. Ash passed out again.
Flint: I guess I'll have to drag him into the bedroom, lock the door, and "administer my treatment."
Misty: For some reason my ass hurt the last time you treated me.
Flint: It's totally inexplicable. (Whistles innocently)
Purple Haired Guy: Oh I think I feel faint! (Feigns passing out)
Flint: Oh nice try. Don't you think I'd notice it when you squirmed?
Misty: Wha?
Meanwhile, in the kitchen...
James: Oooh, Snapple!
Jesse: (Smacks James) Stop thinking about drinks! We need to figure out a way to steal Pikachu!
James: Why the hell were we invited anyway? We're his enemies!
Jesse: (Smacks James again)
Meanwhile, in Ash's bedroom...
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Back in the living room...
Ash's Mom: Who wants cookies?!
Brock: I want cookies you hot sexy mama.
Ash's Mom: (Giggles) Oh, you.
Ash: (Yelling from bedroom) Hey, what the hell are you doing to my ass?!
Ash's Mom: (Giggling more) Looks like Ash had quite a surprise!
Ash: (Runs out of his room, tugging his pants on) Dear God! Good thing I woke up before he got started! Where's my shirt?
Brock: Well Ash, it's right up your-
Ash: (Runs at Brock, then stops suddenly. Slowly he puts his hand under his rear end and pulls a shirt out) I swear I am gonna kill Flint!
Brock: Fucking sick Ash. Get that the hell out of here!
Ash: (Casually tosses the shirt behind him as he walks away)
Jesse: (Runs in) Team Rocket is here to steal your Pika- (Shirt lands on her face)
Back in the kitchen...
Jesse: (Comes running in with the shirt on her face) Miyoiywoiehfvlwknvbbwiubgvk!!!
James: Is this some sort of sick joke?
Jesse: (Slowly peels the shirt off of her face and drops it on the floor) Ewwwwwwww!
James: Why are we celebrating Christmas anyway? Isn't this a Japanese show? Shouldn't we be worshipping our ancestors or something?
Jesse: (Smacks James)
Meanwhile, in Ash's room...
Misty: Heheh. Now I can find out all kinds of secrets about Ash without him knowing! What's this? A book of playstation games? (Flipping through the CD wallet) Twisted Metal 3, Final Fantasy 8, 5th Element... Good Lord! He's like some sort of video game masochist!
Ash: (Walks in) I forgot my...Hey! What are you doing?!
Misty: (Drops CD wallet) Uhh, nothing! Nothing at all!
Ash: Oh, ok. Hey do you know anything about computers? I need help installing Daikatana.
Misty: (Runs away screaming)
Ash: Heheh. That'll teach her to mess with my stuff.
In the living room...
Brock: (Drunk) So I says, man ass, goat ass, it's all the same in the end.
Ash's Mom: Right...
Ash: (Walking in) Heheh. Brock and his goats. When will he ever learn?
Brock: So then I says, hey, that's not a piña colada, that's my ass!
Ash's Mom: Ash, do something about him, honey.
Ash: C'mon Brock. We have a goat outside. A gooooaaat.
Brock: Yeah, yeah... (Passes out)
Ash: Not my intended solution, but effective nonetheless.
Purple Haired Guy: Am I the only sane person here?
Ash: Yes, yes you are.
Purple Haired Guy: I'm not even actually a character on this show! Argh! (Leaves)
Ash: I'm gonna go get a soda.
In the kitchen...
Ash: (Walks in) Umm, why have you guys been in the kitchen all night? And why are you wearing each others clothing?
James: Because Jesse likes it when we- (Smacked by Jesse) I mean, no reason!
Ash: You guys are some sick, sick fucks... (Grabs a coke and leaves)
Jesse: Think he's right?
James: N..no Mistress! Please don't hurt me!
Back in the living room...
Misty: Well this party sure died. Brock passed out. Team Rocket won't even leave the kitchen. (Sighs) Hey, where the hell is Flint?
Brock: (From Ash's room) Oh dear God! What are you doing to my ass? (Sounds of struggle are heard)
Ash's Mom: Oh dear...
Brock: (Pulling his pants up) There. I don't think he'll be getting any more ass tonight. God damn my brother is sick.
Ash: Hey Brock, have you seen Flint's dick anywhere around here? I can't seem to find it.
Brock: (Glaring)
Ash: Oh c'mon now. Where could it be? Oh yeah, right up Brock's ass! Hahahahaha!
Brock: That's not funny.
Misty: (Surpressing giggles, until she can't hold back) Hahahahaha!
Brock: Dammit, fuck this. (Leaves)
Ash: Aww damn. Now it's just you and my mom, Misty. Hey mom can you go away so Misty and I can "get close", you know, "make with the luvin'"?
Misty: Ash, eww! Bye! (Leaves)
Ash's Mom: Guess your little party is over Ash.
Ash: Guess so mom. But I learned a valuable lesson.
Ash's Mom: What's that, hon?
Ash: Never ever EVER pass out around Brock's brother. Ugh.
And so Ash's christmas party is over, or is it?
Flint: Oww, my hear hurts, where's that Ash boy?
(Demonic music) DA DA DA DA dum....
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